Don’t you think you’ve had enough kissing for one afternoon?
~ Rhett Butler ~

There’s this book and it was made into a movie. It’s a freakishly long movie — about five hours with commercials —but it’s a great movie. I don’t know about the book, I’ve never read it (GASP!). You’ve heard of Gone With The Wind, right?

GREAT BALLS OF FIRE, don’t bother me anymore. And don’t call me Sugar!
~ Scarlett O’Hara ~

What a woman.
~ Rhett Butler ~
(My second favorite line in the movie)

Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn.
~ Rhett Butler ~
(My favorite line in the movie, even though I hate how the movie ends.)

AMC knew I did not want to cook or clean yesterday (the day before Thanksgiving) because they showed a #GWTW marathon. Technically, it’s their fault I stayed in my pajamas all day, ate a bunch of junk food, and didn’t cook the special dishes I had planned. I also tweeted my #GWTW experience. It was life-changing for no one. And nobody answered the one question that still, after all these years, makes my pulse quicken:

I just have to know what happened next. Did they live happily ever after? Did they? Did they?

This has been a public service announcement for your viewing pleasure and my need for a happy, romantic ending. We now return to regular Thanksgiving programming.

Pass the green bean casserole, please!