15 Reasons I Know I’m Pregnant

1. Feeling bad-ass doing Zumba but feeling like Bessie the Cow during the “cow pose” at yoga. Moooooo.

2. Nearly peeing my pants when I sneeze.

3. A positive pregnancy test.

4. Watching Teen Mom makes me feel better about myself.

5. Family members encourage/entertain me with Tweets like this:

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6. Pinning everything baby-related. Do you follow me on Pinterest?!

7. Husband looks at me and says, “I like your roundness.” I think he’s talking about my boobs rather than my growing belly.

8. I’m on first-name basis with the FedEx and UPS drivers because they’re delivering stuff nearly every day. You’re welcome, Amazon, Zulily, and Babies R’Us.

9. I have belly butter (stretch mark) cream and apply it before bed every night.

10. I must trim my fingernails weekly. Thank you prenatal vitamins!

11. I’m considering all kinds of ways to make labor easier on my nether-regions. Drinking 10W-40 motor oil so Kamden “slides” right out is at the top of my list.

12. I own not one, not two, but THREE dresses. I never wore dresses before, but now I love them and they’re incredibly easy to wear and comfortable. They also showcase my belly bump quite well.

13. My energy level is all over the place. Some days I go to the gym twice (sometimes three times) for water aerobics, Zumba, yoga and/or circuit training while other days I stay in my pajamas and nap. I’ve also noticed that my energy drastically decreases on Thursday. What’s up with this?

14. Last week, I made pot roast but all I wanted were the biscuits and gravy. #yum #nom

15. Walking a straight line is getting more difficult and I’ve begun waddling.

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  1. Celeste Zachry September 12, 2013 at 4:53 pm - Reply

    Yep. You’re preggers.

    • Nicole September 12, 2013 at 5:00 pm - Reply

      Today, I’m definitely feeling it. No energy. No appetite. No desire to leave the comfort of the couch, bed, or recliner. {sigh}

  2. Christi September 12, 2013 at 4:57 pm - Reply

    Sounds legit!

    • Nicole September 12, 2013 at 5:01 pm - Reply

      Christi, I’m legitimately (and most definitely) pregnant!!!!!!!

  3. babyjill7...Marilyn Griffin September 12, 2013 at 6:07 pm - Reply

    could you be pregnant??? ha, ha!

  4. Tasha Jackson September 13, 2013 at 4:41 pm - Reply

    Hehe!! So much truth is wrapped up in these facts! Great post. I was highly entertained!

    • Nicole September 13, 2013 at 4:55 pm - Reply

      Awww, thank you Tasha!!!! I’m glad to entertain you with my truths! LOL

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