If I had one extra hour in the day… I would eat, sleep, watch Chopped and Real Housewives, workout, and stress over being pregnant and labor pains. Just like every other day in my life right now!
I wish my name… was Bacon. Everybody loves bacon.
I think anything chevron is… overwhelming and nauseating. I have one shirt that’s chevron and I’ve never worn it because it makes me dizzy.
My last nightmare… involved Husband chasing a pack of llamas. I’ll never be the same.
Sometimes… I wish Husband enjoyed traveling as much as I do.
My last meal on earth would be… everything with cow’s milk, bacon, a greasy cheeseburger, and the biggest, sweetest glass of sweet tea you can imagine.
I would much rather…be fat and happy than fat and hungry. Amen.
Mayonnaise… is only legit if its name begins with H and ends will ellmans. Word to your mother.
10 years ago, I didn’t think… my boobs would be as big as they are. Sweet Lawd, Jesus.
Selfishly… I hope Baby K is born before my birthday (Dec 17) or after Christmas, but on or before Dec 31 so our out-of-pocket insurance costs are minimal. We’ve met our deductible for the year when I was in the hospital with gallstones. Score!
My favorite show on TV right now… Chopped, Master Chef, Real Housewives, 16 and Pregnant, Teen Mom, and I’m Having Their Baby. Obviously, I like shows with drama, food, and babies.
And, George Zimmerman… is a guy in Florida. I didn’t follow the case or the TV-obsessed trail. In every situation, it is a tragedy when a life is lost. That’s all I got to say about that.
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